`Star> *"Aa..." Miki watches her go and then sighs, walking over to take a seat on the small bench that's there. Mope, mope.
Dawny> [SURPRISE CAT ATTACK]
`Star> [LMFAO]


`Star> *"I was just out," Aya says again, even though that's see through. He frowns faintly. "I did think I had my phone with me. Sorry."
Dawny> [he grabbed a banana by accident]
`Star> [ROFL]
`Star> ["Hello? hello? Yohji? This thing never gets signal!"]
Dawny> [Hahahahahahaha]


`Star> *"I didn't say you did. Just sing something else."
`Star> [Mamoru wants his Rafi]
Dawny> [Hahahha]
Dawny> *Nomi blinks, shrugging. He starts singing another song, some song that Irrelevant was more known for.
`Star> ["not banana phone AGAIN" ">:("]
`Star> *Mamoru nods to himself slightly after a few minutes, though he still looks a bit uncomfortable. He turns his attention back to where he's walking, still keeping the hand there. [he will need a child's tylenol, his bear and a nap]
Dawny> [maybe some PB&J]
Dawny> [and milk]
`Star> [and a lullabye]


Dawny> *Gotta go back to them cuz it's smexy-crazy ;_; Mamoru walks into his living room to find Nomi, sitting in just his pants, studying an ugly bruise on his stomach. 
`Star> [that's from when they play "punching bag"]
Dawny> ["why am i always the punching bag? D:"]
`Star> *Mamoru just watches him for a minute, "It won't go away if you keep staring at it."
Dawny> *"Well maybe if you didn't HIT me, it wouldn't be there in the first place," Nomi says, quite very bitterly. Mamoru broke the pretty.
`Star> ["I thought you liked the punching bag game D:"]
`Star> [as I'm imagining that like "Whoooo is a punching bag? Who? :D YOU! *punch*"]
Dawny> [Ppfft that's scary]
`Star> [I know but it just made me crack up]


Dawny> *"What do you *want* me to do?"
`Star> [as my mind automatically finished "dress in drag and do the hula?"]
Dawny> [hahahaha]


`Star> [crazy Miki :D]
Dawny> [and then maybe that's when he'll try and kill himself and we won't care]
Dawny> [just kidding]
`Star> [ROFL]
Dawny> [well, Yohji can clean up the mess]
`Star> [he tries to shoot himself and misses >_< lmfao]
Dawny> [Hahahahahahaha "..but.. but the gun WAS IN MY MOUTH i don't know HOW i coulda missed.."]
`Star> [Miki fails at life AND death]


`Star> *Mamoru frowns at her slightly before turning away, opening the door again and stepping out. He's gonna make her watch Legends you know. D:
Dawny> [D:]
Dawny> *Time warp--
`Star> [that's punishment at Kritiker - you have to watch Legend and Days of Thunder]
Dawny> [and Vanilly Sky?]
`Star> [Yes]
Dawny> [D:]

* Dawny sets mode: +o `Star
`Star> [holy crap my cinnabun]


Dawny> *"Okay, I'll call him now then."
Dawny> ["~doot doot doot doot~" "DAWN you have to hang up the phone on ME first" "oh yeah!"]
`Star> [LMAO]
`Star> [no she'd pretend to ring]


Dawny> [but back to original question-- Miya before or after? get it? it's like Beniffer]
`Star> [hm... after?]
Dawny> [my fingers smell like like taco]


Dawny> *"And I never really think you would call me..."
`Star> *"I didn't think I would either."
Dawny> *"......So why did you?"
`Star> ["*panics and hangs up*"]
`Star> *"I happened across your card while going through recent contacts I've made," he says.
Dawny> ["i mean, it was between you and christoper walkin.."]
`Star> [ROFL]
Dawny> *"Really? Was I the most exciting one then?"
`Star> *"And the most attractive."
Dawny> [Ooooo Crawford's so smoooth]
`Star> [like buttah]


Dawny> [SHOULD I MAKE RAMEN I WONDER!]
`Star> [MAYBE YOU SHOULD]

`Star> [miki's stupid okay]
`Star> [he just flails around a lot]
Dawny> [no matter how many times we say he's stupid it's still as funny as the first time]
`Star> [hahaha I know]

Dawny> *Ken turns to look at her, "Hey, mornin'... er.. Aya's missing." ["..... YAY"]
`Star> ["say that again" "...aya's missing?" "I love you :D"]
Dawny> [ravages Ken]
`Star> [hahaha]
Dawny> ["THANK YOU AYA!"]
`Star> ["that's the sexiest thing you've ever said to me"]
Dawny> [hahaha yeah probably]
`Star> [LOL ouch]

Dawny> [Aya got on the wrong train and ended up in Scotland]
`Star> [Hahahaha no he's trying to find Hogwarts!]
Dawny> [Hahaha.. "Dammit Dumbledore WHERE ARE YOU]
`Star> [ROFL]
Dawny> ["that platform should be.. right... HERE--OW"]
`Star> [LMAO]
Dawny> ["You look like a wizard! TELL ME YOUR SECRETS" homeless guy: "please mister get that sword away from me!"]
`Star> [Aya's a HP fangirl D:]
Dawny> [he thinks he's a weasley]

Dawny> [Ken tries to push dog away and it just stands on him and makes him fall over]
`Star> [and eats his food]
Dawny> [and crushes a rib]
`Star> [and Star just keeps eating]
Dawny> [while Ken writhes in pain]


`Star> [...wow that one dude is hawt]
Dawny> *"Bishop and Pawn." Knight looks at him. "There was our former Rook, but he's been injured. You'll be replacing him temporarily."
Dawny> [Bishop?]
`Star> [lmao yes]
`Star> [how did you know XP]
Dawny> [Gee]
`Star> [are you saying I have a type Dawn]
Dawny> [if Hakkai and Ren had a baby, it'll be that guy[
`Star> [if Hakkai and Ren had a baby I'd wonder HOW that happened]

Dawny> [oh god a name... um...]
`Star> [this cereal tastes like CRAP XO]
`Star> [...that's not a name]
`Star> [just a statement]

Dawny> *He looks at Kaori for a moment. <3.... "I guess.."
Dawny> [papa-crawford comes busting in "A BOY XO"]
`Star> [LMAO]
`Star> ["YOU CAN'T TALK TO BOYS SOIFJOSEIFJSE"]


Dawny> *The man flashes her a shiny badge of some official police thing. "I have some really bad news, ma'am, it's about Ken Hidaka." [":/ if he's lost, check the closets again"]
`Star> [LMAO]
`Star> [that's so sad....]
`Star> ["okay see, just shake a bag of chips. it works on him AND the dog."]
Dawny> [ppftt]

Dawny> [Ken is just very confused.. wherever he is]
`Star> [he's like "okay I'm kind of warm and not at home D:"]
Dawny> ["but i'm not dead... D:" "YOU HAVE TO PRETEND GOD HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU!"]
`Star> [LMAO]
`Star> ["okay but can I call my girlfriend she is gonna be so pissed" "!*)(@*)(@*#"]

Dawny> [are we gonna put Weiss back in the flower shop?]
`Star> [Of COURSE]
Dawny> [:o]
`Star> [could they be anywhere else?]
Dawny> [~tries to imagine Aya working at a post office~.... no]
`Star> [hahaha ezacly]


Dawny> *Nomi goes D: "WHY?!"
`Star> [hahaha "well... okay... you keep eating all my bread. I don't want to kill you, but it is really pissing me off"]
Dawny> [Ppfftttttt]
Dawny> [that'll be so funny]
`Star> [I'm imagining Nomi eating the bread but eating only the inside and leaving the crusts everywhere]
`Star> [and every morning she's just like "OSEIFJSEOFJSFIJ WHAT THE FUCK"]

Dawny> *Ren smiles slightly, "Too late and can't be helped?"
`Star> *"I'm pessimistic, I know," she smiles up at him lightly.
Dawny> *He chuckles slightly, "Who can really blame you?"
`Star> ["But I'm optimistic about you in bed!"]
Dawny> [Ppftttt]
Dawny> ["and who can reallllyyyy blame you?"]

`Star> [...Nomi's a pedophile so does that make Yohji an emophile? XP]
Dawny> [Hahahahah yes]

Ren> [i'm serious don't life omfg :(]
Ren> [laugh*]
Ren> [OH NO I'M A FANGIRL ALREADAY]
`Star> [lmfao]
`Star> [I'm sorry. I won't life. :(]
Ren> [you butter nut :(((( tak me siriusly omg]
Ren> [that was really hard to do.]
Ren> [how do people type like that]

Dawny> [that's like Ken getting soccer urges in the middle of things "OMGHAVETOTRYNEWMOVE"]
`Star> [LMFAO]
`Star> [yikes]
`Star> [Ken wouldn't survive that twice]
Dawny> ["gee ken i wished you had this much enthusiasm about trying new moves in bed" "don't be silly. you can't play soccer on a bed!"]
`Star> [LMFAO]
`Star> [ouch wow]
Dawny> ["dude, Miki, why is Ken hanging out the second floor in his underwear by a rope?" "i'll give you three guesses."]

Ren> *"I don't have parents." ["i was raised by wolves!...soccer playing wolves!"]
`Star> [LMFAO]
`Star> [...that would be so sad but funny]
Ren> [hahahaha]

`Star> [as Yohji's probably throwing things at him right now]
Dawny> [they left him]
`Star> [ha ha ha]
`Star> [no he's not Miki]
`Star> [wow the MINUTE I pressed enter on that a Dashboard song came on]
Dawny> [Pft "did we forget someone?" "i think Miki's not here.." "I repeat, did we forget someone?"]
Dawny> [the power of emo compells you]
`Star> [lmfao]


Dawny> [Ken buys Star a soccery ball with ears and and a tail]
`Star> [OMFG]
`Star> [that's not funny :(]
Dawny> [Ppftt yes it is!]
`Star> [nooooo its not cause its true]
Dawny> [Hahaha! that's why it's funny!]
Dawny> [you get a nice pet soccerdog]
Dawny> [wahahahahaha]
`Star> [>:(]

Dawny> [your paste is retarded]
`Star> [Apparently]
`Star> [my computer rode the short bus]

Dawny> *"What are you getting Nomi for Christmas?" ["manners"]
`Star> [lmfao no amount of money in the world.]
Dawny> [sex deprivation might do the trick!]


Nomi> *"Spend it with you, of course!" He grins, "Is that the correct answer?"
`Star> [she's got a score book lol]
`Star> *Star laughs, "Perfect answer. You win a prize." 
Nomi> *"Which is what?" he asks, slyly.
Nomi> ["you get to talk about soccer for TWO minutes. ready set START"]
`Star> [lmfao]
`Star> [I bet he could cover the whole game in two minutes, too]
Nomi> [It's his other talent]


Nomi> [crawford: "will you all PLEASE-- why are you all half-naked?" "it's strip karaoke duh"]

Nomi> [you don't belong with the cool soccer peoplez Star how sad for you]
`Star> [:(]
Nomi> [you should like cut yourself now and write poems about it]
`Star> [soccer goth?]
Nomi> [That's like a BAD WORD don't ever SAY THAT AGAIN]
`Star> [lmfao]


Dawny> *Lo and behold, for we didn't see this one coming, Ren was doing his own shopping, at the dairy section looking at the SAME milk Star is going to buy.
`Star> [oh man, the same milk? :o]
`Star> [that's true love right there]


`Star> [man. I would imagine Hakkai would be kinda scary in any sort of intimate setting]
awny> [he has plenty of issues for you to deal with!]
<`Star> [the first one being "you are a freak. stop being one"?]
Dawny> [Yes.]
`Star> [along with "do not rip your own eye out, no matter the situation"]
Dawny> [and "don't freak out when I'm holding a knife, I'm just cutting the vegetables and I promise I won't stab myself infront of you"?]
`Star> [rofl]
`Star> [...god I just thought of mean things to do with knives then]
Dawny> ["oh no! the pointy thing is on my chest~~~!!!"]
`Star> [lmfao]
`Star> ["urge to kill myself... rising"]
Dawny> [Ppfttt]
Dawny> [Hakkai's niceness will be much tested]
Dawny> [Dawn: "OMG HAKKAI STAR KILLED HERSELF" "O_O" "gyahaha.. psyche."]
`Star> [ROFL]
`Star> [I don't imagine he'd stay nice very long around us]
Dawny> [he'd take off his earrings himself around us]

Dawny> [Dawn would sleep with him just to piss off Sanzo]
`Star> [ha ha ha ha then Sanzo would shoot him]
Dawny> ["... he let me use the fan on him, too, Sanzo." "What the HECK DAWN!" "~shoots~"]


`Star> [and could even make pseudo-angsty things to cover up the insanity]
Dawny> [yes!.. though Sanzo won't care about my tragic lost love of a red-headed assassin]
`Star> [rofl]
Dawny> ["...and that's my entire life story till now." "...give me back my fucking fan."]
`Star> [LMAO]
`Star> ["and then Ken kept bouncing the ball. Against the wall. Against the wall. Against the wall. Against the wall. And then I killed him."]
Dawny> [Hakkai: "C_C"]

`Star> [besides, Nomi x Omi will always be the bestest one evar!!!1 XP]
Dawny> [cuz their names are almost the same!11!]
`Star> [that automatically means true love!]