Walking to the back of the cave, you come
upon a small gemstone. After examining it closer, you find yourself journeying
into...
The Jewel...

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Welcome to The Jewel.
The Jewel is a sparkley
corner of the net, and the home of Elrick. As of yet, there
isn't much here, it is very much under construction, so please encourage
El if you see him. He doesn't claim to be much of a web-page builder, so
every bit helps.
And now for the news, don't touch that dial.
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Jeepers! What is your problem! Go Up! Quit reading this! Nosey!
You are STILL here? What is WITH you? I though I told you to leave me! Shoo! Shoo, I say!
Okay, that's it. Here it comes. The legal mumbo-jumbo. I warned you!!
!!WARNING!! PLEASE
READ CAREFULLY
Exclusion of Liability |
Assumption
of Risk | Jurisdiction
These conditions will affect
your legal rights:
As a condition of conversation
with this furre, the conversationee (you) assumes all risk of personal
injury, death, exessive weirdness, insanity or property loss resulting
from any cause whatsoever including but not limited to the inherent risks
of this furre's actions, ideas, thoughts, conversation with this
furre, his assosciates, aquaintances, and friends (hereafter referred
to Elrick and Co.), or negligence, breach of contract or breach
of statutory duty on the part of Elrick and Co.
The conversationee (you)
agrees that Elrick and Co. shall not be liable for any personal
injury, death, excessive weirdness, insanity or property loss and releases
Elrick
and Co. and waives all claims with respect thereto.
The conversationee (you)
agrees that any ligitation involving Elrick and Co. shall be brought
within a court of the law of Canada and further agrees that these conditions
and any rights, duties and obligations as between Elrick and Co.
and the conversationee (you) shall be governed by and interpreted
in accordance with the laws that apply within Canada, and within the country
of residence of the conversationee (you) if different from that
aforementioned.
ELRICKS LABILITY IS EXCLUDED
BY THESE CONDITIONS
Please talk carefully