These are quotes that I've heard, and that I think you might get a kick out of, or something.... so enjoy!

"Tea is my cup of tea." -A student a Woody, writen in our 1999/2000 year book

"G'r'a'n't'i'e'r is gooey gooey, lala, po, dipsy tinky wink, yahoo" -Reza, doodling in my damned book

"Kazuya Machema... Kayzuya Machema... do you know Kazyua Machema?" -Marc, in his not-so-big Tekken 3 announcer voice

"Up your ziggy with a wawa-brush!" -Alex, trying to come up with a good come back

"No" -Christoph's response to Alex's comment

"What?! ... damnit... that's not fair!... I don't know... it just isn't..." -Alex, for the 1,928,756th time, after hearing Christoph say no to something

"What the hell is wrong with them? They listen to you, but no, let's ignore our minister of war... you remember my new slogan? 'the people's minister of war' ..." -Mike, bitching about people in PA

"All coming from 'The people's asshole', right? Anyways, it's quite simple... it's because I'm 'Glorious Leader', that's why" -Christoph, in response to Mike's Bitching

"Installing hardware is a peice of cake, I mean, you just plug stuff in wherever it fits, and it just works. I don't get why people can be so technophobic and all, it's really easy stuff." -Mike, installing his brand new video card

"Well, your comp is no longer F|_|><0|23|)... congradulations" -Christoph, about 2 hours later when Mike finally gets his computer to actually boot up with the new card installed, without beeps or stuff.

"I can buy porn now!" -Marc, keeping in mind the most important bonus about having turned 18

"............ not really............ what?" -Mike, when asked directly if he has any quotes he wants to contribute

"It's still in...... the court..." - "Captin Penguin", while playing a slightly modified version of tennis

"If you think that something small cannot make a difference-try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room." -Unknown (contributed by Candice)

"Why cry over spilt milk when you can have a whole cow?" -Candice

"I don't see why the whole world is afraid of the US. I mean, Canada isn't.... We're bigger then them, and we're on top.... if we were in prison, they would be our bitch!" - A comic, at the 'just for laughs' festival

"o.o....o.O...O.o....O.O....o.o()..... >_>;;" - Astral, in his desperate gambit to get anything of his up on this page.

"It's like the great white snow tiger of suckiness raped your sister - Inuit Proverb" - Kelly, taunting people in Team Fortress Classic

"Man, now i wish i was canadian....i dont think you have any enemies.. You guys just sit there... and make syrup.." - Andrea, while discussing the WTC/penatgon attacks

"You bastard!!!!! as if you put those stupid quotes of mine on your website!!!!! I'll KEEEEEELLLLL U!! nah, that takes too much effort.... " - Alex, once learning that his stupidity has been displayed on the 'net

"Hey... do I looked stone?" - Alex, coming back home after being out for a few days

"You honestly have to love music class. I mean, it's the one place where you can honestly talk about tongueing, and be taken seriously...." - Christoph, discovering the joys of having 2 music classes in one semester

"O Lord, bless this, thy Hand Grenade that with it thou mayest blowest thine enemies into tiny bits. And the Lord spoke saying; First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou cout to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number that thou shall count and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then procede to three. Five is right out. once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antiarch towards thy foe, who, being caught in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen." - Brother Maynar -- Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail (contributed unknowingly by Mike)

"Are you on Crack?" "No, no.. no crack... only.. alcohol.. and maybe a little weed" -The best answer to 'are you on crack' to date.