bunni_anthro_unicorn: Eh?
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *eeps 'cause she's being Canadian-ized!*
dra_an_tier: *grins all eevhaly like* excellent... everything is going according to plan.... *muahahs, coughs and glances around all innocently*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: No! No, I say! I will not let you do this! Bad, BAD evil mastermind!
dra_an_tier: oh, but you already HAVE begun to let us... erm... I mean, me... >.> ... <.<... o.o .... it's oooonly a matter of time now,.....
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Noooo!!!! *eeks*
dra_an_tier: XD
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *cower* *sniffle* Meanie...
dra_an_tier: hey... come now... it's not like the Canadian side is all that bad, you know... I mean... you get free health care.............
bunni_anthro_unicorn: But... but I LIKE my Browning... *sniffle* Besides, you're EVIL!
dra_an_tier: *all sinisterly-calm like* am I? since when are Canadians evil?
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Not Canadians, just you.
dra_an_tier: oh... umm... and why am I evil then? how could I be? *looks all innocent*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Don't play that game with me! I KNOW what you are! *uh-oh, she knows too much, she's gonna get killed! Run!* *runs!*
dra_an_tier: *watches her run, and looks pathetically innocent, and confused, standing there*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *hides behind a... uhm.. a hiding-place thingie! Yes, Hiding Place Thingies! Hiding heroines escaping from the secret fortresses of evil Canadian masterminds since 1850!*
dra_an_tier: *coughs, and one his lacky's, a big ass moose, taps on a small note in fine print beneath it, stating: Surgeons General Warning: This Hiding Place thingy is not intended to hide A hero/heroine (see article 13, 4a in the 'hero/heroine' manual for description as such) from the evil Canadian Mastermind's evil henchmen (does not include his evil, drunken henchmen)*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *blinks at the moose* Uh-oh...
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Uhm... Moosey wanna salt lick? *shows it a salt lick* Yuuumy...
dra_an_tier: *the moose blinks back... and... does nothings... (it's a moose...)... no, that's not true... it stands there.... like a moose.... and ignores that salt-lick, having undergone a rigorous de-salt-craving ordeal (o.O?) as part of his training to be an evil moose henchmen*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Oh, damn. *puts the salt lick back in her Heroine's all-purpose pack* Gee, I wonder why it's just kinda standing there... Aren't henchmen supposed to DO something when they found the hidden hero/heroine?
dra_an_tier: *[the moose] blinks a few more times as only a moose can.... and while she's thinking aloud, another one wanders up beside the first, having 'found' her as well. They both just stand there, regarding her somewhat creepily (they are evil) and within another few moments, yet another one joins them. Soon, she's actually walled in by them... just... a big ring of moose... mooses... meese... around her...*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Uhm.... *fidgits nervously* Hi, guys.... How ya'll doing?
dra_an_tier: *suddenly muahahs from atop her hiding spot, having seen the collection of meese. That's pretty much what they were trained to do, since it IS kinda hard to miss THAT many of 'em. He glances down, grinning* only a plan that an evil Canadian Mastermind could think of, hmmm? oh waitaminute... I'm NOT an evil Canadian mastermind... erm... well... damn....
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Uh... *tries desperately to come up with something* *points somewhere off in the diastance* Hey, look! It's Alanis Morissette!
dra_an_tier: *rolls his eyes* God... she sucks... anyways... what was that supposed to do, hmmmm? *the meese looks confused, but simply stand there...*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Uhm... Well, I was kind of hoping that you'd all look, and maybe try to trample her to death or something. That.. was.. the general idea... Guess I watched too much cartoons on TV, eh? *winces, as Dra's plan seems to be working* ....*looks one of the meese over* *pause* *grins and ducks between the moose's legs and sprints down the evil fortress's hallway*
dra_an_tier: *chuckles, as he has her saying 'meese' now... all part of da plan. He points towards her dissappearing figure, and the meese turn, beginning to trample down the hallway after her. Up ahead of her, a drunken moose steps into the hallway, blocking most of it....*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Uh... *looks at the drunken moose, hearing the thunder of moose-hooves behind her* Awwwww shiiit... *luckily, she's been taking horseback riding lessons since she was 6, and meese aren't so different from a horse, right? Crap, I said meese. Anyway... She grabs a hunk of the drunken moose's fur, swings up onto the moose's back, and digs her heels into its sides* C'mon, boy! *intends to charge through the moose stampede and out the door*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *or, at least, charge through the hallways until she can FIND the frickin' door...*
dra_an_tier: *is too poor to afford doors, they weren't covered in the budget, due to cut backs. He watches as his meese minions of doom continue charging her, while the moose she is on drunkenly takes one step forwards, swaying and turning to smack her first into the side wall...*
dra_an_tier: *head^... but her isn't so bad either....¬.¬*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Dammit... Stupid moose. *jumps down off the moose, now behind it, and as it still blocks the hallway, it should stop most of the stampede... She keeps on running.*
dra_an_tier: *grumbles as she does so, beginning to sprint after her, but isn't all that worried, since (yes, this IS rather cheap) this corridor was never finished, due to budget restrictions, and was sealed off at the end, which would be coming up rather shortly. The meese begin to slow down somewhat as they see this, while the drunken one is suddenly carted away out a door in the hall, which closes once more....*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *is running as fast as she can, and....* Damn, you Dra! *sees the end of the corridor* *stops upon reaching the end* _Now_ what? *looks about frantically*
dra_an_tier: *the moose look at their watches (for some reason... bear with me here) and relize that their shift as evil henchmen is over, and they stop, turning to leave (again, damned budget restriction only allow Dra to be able to hire part-time evil minions of doom). He blinks, stopping as the wander off past him* DAMNIT!!! not NOW you guys!!! it's not... like... I can... handle.. *he looks back* damn it....
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *grins* Shibby! (Every hero/heroine has a catch phrase) Alright, Evil Canadian Mastermind... It's just you and me.
dra_an_tier: *grins all eevhally* that what YOU think *stands there, grinning, as silence fills he air.... yes, they were even too poor to afford the SFX of crickets chirping....* *glances around nervously....*
dra_an_tier: (* thinks he will grab this, and post it as a 'funny' on his page...*)
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Well? *arches an eyebrow* Having trouble performing? Don't worry, it happens to a lot of evil masterminds... I can always wait if you need time to get a secret weapon or something. *concerned, caring voice*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: (Yeah, I'm saving this one, too.)
dra_an_tier: *bites his lower lip, glancing behind him, as if something is SUPPOSED to be here, but isn't* umm... no, no... I'm sure it'll be here shortly... but..,. if you COULD actually wait a few... I can just... go check, you knw... *gestures a few times, hesitantly, down the hall*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *nods* Sure, go ahead.
dra_an_tier: oh... no escaping too? I mean... if it's not too much to ask, you know
bunni_anthro_unicorn: No, no, of course not. It's in the Rules book. *holds out "Rule Book for all Hero/Heroine-Evil Mastermind Relations," a colaborative effort on the parts of Batman and Dr. Evil.*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: You HAVE read the Rule Book, haven't you?
dra_an_tier: *nodnods quickly* of COURSE! I was just checking to see if you american heroines are bound to that as well, you know... you never know what sort of differences there are between the two systems... anyways... I'll... just brb... *holds up a finger, indicating one moment, and quickly scampers off down the hall, dissappearing into another door, which closes again*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *snickers* Idiot... *sneaks quietly down the hallway, except... the floorboard squeaks* *curses under her breath*
dra_an_tier: *the door beside her wooshes open, and what appears to be a small muskrat is thrown out of it, followed by some curses of his own, and he follows, looking at her.* HEY! you were TRYING to ESCAPE, WEREN'T you?!?! *eyes her all accusingly like* o.O
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Uh... *anime-type sweatdrops* Course not! I was, uhm, looking for a drinking fountain! Right, that's it! ...All that running... made me thirsty, y'know... Very... thirsty. *bats eyelashes, sways hips a bit* *Heroine's Rule Number 432: When all else fails, seduce the villain. Ladies, you'd be amazed how many times they fall for this. Being an Evil Mastermind is a very, very _lonely_ line of work.*
dra_an_tier: *glances about, then down to the muskrat, trying to ignore her, knowing full well about their rules, since he IS a mastermind, and it helps to know these things.* damnit! why the hell weren't you HERE! you were making me look BAD! in front of the hero, too! geeze... *the muskrat cowers* well... do your thing now... go on! *the muskrat looks rabid suddenly, and pounces on her foot, beginning to gnaw away on her shoe... not very well (teeth have long since fallen out,... dental bills aren't coverd... damned budget)*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *looks down at the muskrat* This... is the secret weapon? *sigh* Eeek. *doesn't sound convincing*
dra_an_tier: *sighs at the pathetic work it's doing* sorry.... it's been a bad year, ya know? *grabs the muskrat, and throws it away, where it begins to wander off in search of another job *thinks, looking at her, and hmmming* hmmmm.... *gets an idea* take... THIS!!! *pokes her in the forehead*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *smacks the hand away with her horn*
dra_an_tier: damn it! exCUSE me... but... aren't you... supposed to take something like that? *nurses his hand tenderly*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *stomps a hoof in impatience*
dra_an_tier: what?
bunni_anthro_unicorn: I don't think so... Not if there isn't a male hero involved who will most likely rescue me. Let me check... *checks the book*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *is distracted while flipping through the pages*
dra_an_tier: *grumbles, waiting... his tail waving about in impatience... see, he is Canadian, and is polite about these sorts of things... up to a point... he glances about, and shrugs, deciding that that point is past, and just grabs for her (to pick her up... >.>....)*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *is grabbed* Dammit!
dra_an_tier: that's enough now.... *begins moving down the hall, back towards where they started
dra_an_tier: *
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *struggles and kicks* Eeek! No! Someone help me!
dra_an_tier: *mmmmrrrphs under her struggling weight* damnit! hold still will you? this'd be a lot easier if you would you know.... and no one is going to hear us... the place is essentially sealed... no doors to the outside world... but for reason the writers forgot to mention, we somehow managed to get in....
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Sorry, but it's in the rules for me to struggle and scream, no matter how stupid, pointless, and degrading to the female gender it is! *keeps struggling*
dra_an_tier: *rolls his eyes as they continue* right.... silly me... well... just... forget it, ok? I mean,... it's not like anyone is going to know... *glances at a door as they pass by, and stops, having forgotten what he was gonig to do with her in the first place.....*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: Oh, fine. *stops for a moment, then kicks him sharply in the stomach with a silver hoof* Sorry, reflexes.
dra_an_tier: *urks as she does so, falling to one knee, but still managing to hold onto her* urk.... no... no problem... *stands back up slowly, still trying to think of what to do... just kill her, eat her, whatever.... >.>....*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: So, what ARE you going to do with me? I'm pretty sure this whole thing had some kind of purpose... right?
dra_an_tier: umm... of COURSE! one that simply DEFIES all sort of normal reasoning...... *sounds like it is quite brilliant*
bunni_anthro_unicorn: (Hey, I gtg in, well, now actually. And since this was fun, can we continue some time in the near future?) *raised eyebrow* *pause* ...You really DON'T know what you're doing, do you?
dra_an_tier: (yep... aight... and certainly) *glances around* no... not as such... I was just... sorta... winging it, ya know?
bunni_anthro_unicorn: *sigh* Well, can you come up with something? I mean, I'd really hate for this to be a waste of an entire night...