Do you still have that purple negligee?

"Hate"
A loving tribute to Col. Crawford
(To the tune of "Faith", with all apologies to George Michael)
A Filk by Coyotenose

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Viv, you know it would be nice
If I could get my own command
You know not every old boyfriend
Deserves his own command.

Oh, but should I think twice
Before I take the ship you give
Your temper is way too festive
But I want it so bad.

I brought some flowers and a bottle of lotion
So I could smooth things over at the door
But then you said "Yes" without a big commotion
And I start to worry Viv, cause it's
Vengeance you adore

Cause I know I have your Hate
I know I have your... Hate
Cause I know I have your Hate, your Hate, your Hate
I have all your Hate-ah, Hate-ah, Hate-ah.

Oh Viv, I know you're quite the vixen scorned
I wonder if your reflection's horned
Do you still have that purple negligee?

Maybe, I was sleeping with the devil
Can't help I wasn't thinking level
While you were tying me down and making me bay...

I signed up for this junk commission
Though you grinned and snickered at the floor
Should I reconsider my big promotion
Well I need someone to slap me
Since she hates me to the core!

Cause I know I have your Hate
Mmm, I know I have your...Hate
Cause I know I have your Hate, your Hate, your Hate
I have all your Hate-ah, Hate-ah, Hate-ah.

When I see you smiling, I get the notion
You want me screwed for what went on before
Too late to reconsider my big promotion
Yeah I need someone to slap me
Since she hates me to the core...

And I know I have your Hate
Mmm, I know I have your Hate
Cause I know I have your Hate, your Hate, your Hate
I have all your Hate-ah, Hate-ah, Hate-ah!