Which of these things can you do?

ARTISTIC
Act in a play
Draw a reasonable face
Give a good silliloquy (sp)
Howl
Play a musical instrument
Pun
Sing a dirge
Write a song
Write a sonnet

ATHLETIC
Carry a 50-pound backpack 20 miles (32km)
Do a cartwheel
Do a chin-up
Do a somersault
Hold breath for at least 1 minute
Jog five miles (8km)
Jump five feet (1.5m)
Run a mile (1.6km)
Swim for at least 1 hour without support

DOMESTIC
Babysit four children
Change a baby
Get a spot out of a rug
Give a proper back massage
Make a budget and stick to it
Make dinner for four
Organize a yard sale
Train a puppy

GAMING
Get an A or better at any Standard-difficulty DDR song
Make a character for AD&D 2e
Make a character for any d20 game
Make a character for any Fallout game
Make a character for any WoD game
Name 10 problems with your current favorite game you know you could fix
Play at least 10 board games without needing to see the rules
Play blackjack and poker
Recite the Konami code
Recite the lyrics of at least 5 video-game songs
Recite the lyrics of at least 5 video-game songs written in a language you do not normally speak
Recite the vital stats of at least 5 console systems
Stat an NPC on the spot

MARTIAL
Hit a human-sized target with a .22 pistol at a range of 50 yards
Make tactical decisions
Put someone in an arm lock
Throw a punch
Weild a sword

MECHANICAL
Assemble a bike
Change a tire
Change the oil in a car
Pitch a tent
Weld a joint

MEDICAL
Do the Heimlich maneuver
Give CPR
Set a bone
Stop bleeding
Treat a fever

OUTDOORS
Clean an animal
Forage for edible plants
Know how to trap for small game
Make an impromptu shelter
Shovel a latrine
Tie a square knot

PATRIOTIC
Be able to sing the national anthem
Know the Constitution (or similar basis for legal code in your country)
Know the constitution of your state (or analog in your country)
Make an informed vote
Make an informed vote in a neighboring country (just in case)

SCHOLASTIC
Do algebraic equations
Identify the works of at least 10 domestic authors
Identify the works of at least 10 foreign authors
Know how to make gunpowder
Name the three types of rock, with three examples of each
Speak a foreign language

TECHNICAL
Code in BASIC
Code in HTML
Resolder a component to a PCB
Rewire a vaccum cleaner
Type at 60wpm