Scene: A game show host stands behind his desk in front of gaudy wallpaper.

Text:
Mouse: (Muttering) Stupid Christians trying to make me a NON-JEW with their stupid Jesus questions grumble grumble.
Host: Next!
Name: Master Onion
Hometown: Parappaland
Career: Karate Instructor
What he will do with the prize money: Build a new dojo...with a casino.