Do Andro's Dream of Electro Sex ? Banzuke Sumo Bayo part2
"So you little runts are the few who consider yourselves "Canine" enough to be trained by me!!" Hissed the Formidable Grey Wolf, pacing up and down in front of his four new recruits.
"They've read the "paperwork", so they'll know what's expected……"
"SHUT UP LYRO!!!," Spinning on his heel, the Wolf glowered at his Beta, and then rooted the newcomers to the floor with an icy stare, "I get FED UP with whiney, time wasters…..So if any of you think you're going to bottle out I suggest you leave NOW!!!!" he added, crinkling his muzzle into a nasty snarl. No one moved, so with a satisfied smirk, Randell dramatically cleared his throat, "Very well, let's all get naked and I'll begin….."
The Four Dog's nervously did as they where ordered, glancing around the empty gym. "Come on now!!" encouraged the Muscular Wolf, who'd already stripped and stood with both hand's on his hips, "We haven't got all night"
One looked at his naked mentor, slightly bemused, "Aren't we supposed to wear, Mawashi's…"
"SILENCE!!!" Roared Randell, "When I'm teaching, all you have to do is listen and obey without question!!" The Dog flattened his ears, submissively to his head, and lowered his head in shame.
"It's my belief, class, that a lot of the fighting spirit needed in Sumo, comes from sexual energy…." Continued the Grey Wolf, "So this will be a crucial part of your training, by coming here, you are all now my and Lyro's "Delta's"…..do any of you wish to challenge that ???"
A apprehensive silence filled the room, "Good, I thought as much!!!…now come over here…….." he beckoned the four Dog's over to a "Cube" made out of metal scaffolding. "Cuff's" hung from each of the corners….
"You first!" he ordered the Black Labrador to stand at one side of the cube facing inwards, "Spread your arm's and leg's wide….whilst Lyro secures you in place!!", The procedure was repeated with the other three Dog's until they where all bound, helplessly facing each other.
"I expect your all wondering how this is part of your training…." Hissed Randell, pacing around behind them, so that they couldn't really see him very well. "No questions??, you all catch on very quick, or is it fear that's silenced you??…no matter….Fetch the "Equipment, Lyro !!!"
The Naked Black Wolf, hastened to carry out his Alpha's wishes, and returned wheeling a large trolley, covered with a shroud.
"I've invested some money in a decent bit of kit, I used to believe in Muscle building Drug's……but I've since discovered "Electro-Muscle-stimulation"… not only does it work quite well, but it's also quite…..Pleasurable….if you like small levels of pain that is……."
Breathed Randell, stopping behind the Rottwiller, "This one will do for starters…."
As Lyro, maticulously fitted the helpless Dog with a set of pads to his chest, arms and leg's, Randell thought out loud. "I once had an Alsatian under my "tuition"….I kinda miss him a bit, I also had a brush with the German team, a Doberman and a Rottie' like yourself….but I didn't like 'em very much!!"
The Helpless, stocky brown and black Dog, shuddered, then felt his muscle spasm, as the machine was turned on and the Grey Wolf rapidly turned the dial half way around. After a few seconds the shock wore off, only to return seconds later, like the ticking of a clock. The Dog thought to control his breathing.
"That's it…just relax and "Enjoy" it!….." Sneered Randell, gleefully watching. "This is a lot easier than doing a ton of "Sit UP's" y'know…It leaves you free to do…………….."Other things" !!"
The Stalwart Rotwiller, twitched in his bonds, he heard Lyro walk around behind him, but he daren't look over his shoulder, around him the other three Dog's fought against their restraints, in pain and discomfort. Suddenly he felt a hand on his rear, teasing his short stubby tail and the cleft of his buttocks.
Another snaked around his waist to grasp hold of his sheath and ball's.
"UUURRRGGGHHHH!!!" he ground his teeth together, as something thick and hard was shoved violently and without warning into his anus. He barely had time to draw breath, before it was sharply yanked out a few inches only to be thrust, savagely back in….
"Give him about fifteen to twenty minutes of that, I'd say, Lyro…." Instructed Randell, walking around to a gap between two of the helpless Dog's for a better view, Lyro sat behind the Rottwiller on a short stool, pumping away with a large dildo with a daggerlike handle.
"I was thinking of fitting them all with "Sheath Suckers" too, but that maybe a bit much for them,….maybe on lesson three or four….." Randell, snarled, with an evil grin.
Meanwhile on a secluded Australian Beach, Ralph was casually reading a "Nuclear Swan" Comic while waiting for business to pick up. There was no surf and not many tourists, So he wasn't exactly rushed off his feet at the little beachside "Hire" shop. Suddenly a short stocky figure in a wide brimmed hat, Black vest, and cut off Army surplus shorts strolled determinedly up to him.
"Jeez, still readin' comics at your age, y' drongo, HEY, whap the radio on, Sullivan's ad' will be on any minute now!!…."
"Lay off, Col'" moaned the Kangaroo, delicately placing his comic back with the pile of others he'd been reading, and leaning back to turn the nearby dilapidated radio on.
"He's been puttin' out adverts over the airways, "Apparently" for the last few hours now, thought we mighta' got a few responses by now"
Ralph crouched forward to confront the Koala, "Responses??"
"Yeah, I bet that deadbeat's forgot to do it or something!!" Sneered Colin, "Got any tinnies, Ralph?, I'm gasping"
Just then the expected announcement cracked across the airways
"Wanna join the Aussie Sumo Squad, an' represent your country, travel to Japan n' stuff?. Then be at the Yabbie Creek surf hire shop at three this arvo"
"What!!" yelped the startled Kangaroo, falling out of his deckchair in surprise, narrowly missing his comics. "They're comin' HERE!!!"
"Well, he did it, like he promised……only "Aussie Sumo Squad" = "A.S.S"
Bet'cha he didn't think of that, or else he's yankin' our chains !!" Colin muttered, unmoved by his team-mates outburst.
"Cripes, Col' I gotta tidy this place up, I don't want 'em trampling over me Comics or anything, I thought we'd finished with that Sumo gig anyway?"
"Naw, Mate!" Scoffed the Koala, helping himself to a tin of Mango and mandarin flavoured LILT, from Ralph's drink cooler and taking a swig. "We'll train up a bunch of newbies, an' see how it goes…..Anyway, I'd better pop into town to get some cotton material to make Mawashi's out of,…I'll be back here about Two-ish, OK!!"
"Aw, least you could do is help me tidy up a bit, first!!" called Ralph, as the Koala made a quick exit. Shrugging his shoulders the Kangaroo busied himself as Scooters latest single "Faster Harder Scooter" began to play.
The time passed quickly, and Colin returned, laden with a pile of Cotton material, cut into wide strips, he flung them down on the decking.
"Go easy, Col' !!, I've just swept their!!" protested Ralph, angrily shaking the broom at him.
"Quite the little "Homemaker" ain't we??, anyhow, anyone turned up yet?"
"Not a sniff!!" sighed Ralph, leaning on his broom, "Still early though, I suppose…"
"Yeah, Yeah" murmured Colin, Impatiently "Chuck me another, tinnie…."
"JEEZ, YOU'RE SUCH A "BLAGGER" roared the Kangaroo, angrily stomping over to his drinks cooler.
"Is this the place for the "Sumo"??"
Ralph and Colin whirled around to see a chubby golden retriever, and a stocky platypus standing there.
"Um, sure is…" coughed Ralph.
"Yeah, we're two of the Aussie Sumo Squ…I mean Team, No doubt you've seen us on the telly!!" interrupted Colin.
The Dog and Platypus looked at each other and shrugged, "Well, I kinda did…once!" announced the Platypus nervously.
"Give 'em drinks Ralph!!" ordered Colin, "We'll just wait awhile an' see if anyone else turns up…alright ?"
"You gotta be kiddin' me !!" sneered a voice, coming from behind the little hut, it walked around to the front revealing a Tasmanian Wolf, clad only in a Biker Jacket and a pair of knee length cut off Levi's.
"I thought this was one of those Radio wind-ups or something!!" he added.
His sharp eyes caught sight of the other two newcomers, "Well if it isn't "Bouncer" Bowser, and his mate "Paddy"….'Thought Sumo Wrestlers get free "All you can eat" I suppose?" he taunted.
"Hey, lay off them!" hissed Ralph, unintimidated by the 'Wolf, who was probably a year older than the Dog and Platypus.
"Yeah, you 'eard 'im!" added Colin, "If you're not here for the Sumo, then Rack off !!"
"Hey, I could beat you at Sumo, any day, 'Roo-boy!!" Challenged the Wolf.
"You DO know who your dealing with.." announced Colin, cocking an eyebrow, and taking another swig of his drink.
"Hey, I ain't bothered,……"
"You wanna bout, you better put on a Mawashi…" breathed Ralph, picking up his own, which looked like an folded firehose and retreated back into the hut to change.
"Get out !!, I ain't wearing no diaper!!" Gasped the Tasmanian Wolf.
"Look, "Mate", sighed Colin, "If you're gonna Wrestle, you've gotta have something to hold onto,….Look, if your embarrassed, put it on over your short's, yeah??"
The Wolf caught a glimpse of "Bouncer" and "Paddy", smirking to themselves, "Whatcha' grinnin' about !?" he snarled, "You wanna be in on this, you gotta wear 'em too !!"
"Maybe we wanna see how you get on first, Rev head !" chorused the pair.
"ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT !!!" Tossing his Jacket down on the decking and snatching up a length of Cotton material from the pile, the 'Wolf began awkwardly wrapping himself in it.
"You wrap it around your waist a few times first…." Instructed Colin.
Sighing deeply, the 'Wolf let Colin "Show him"
"Pay attention you two!" the Koala barked to the chubby Golden Retriever and Platypus, "If you're stayin',……"
Just them Ralph emerged from the Beach hut, his tan coloured fur contrasting to the tremendous White Mawashi he wore, sinuous Muscles flexed in his arms and legs as he walked. All except Colin went wide eyed at the sight, Ralph didn't look quite so comical now he was out of this baggy T-Shirt and Sweat pants.
"Their you go!!" breathed Colin, tying the flat knot at the back of Rev heads Mawashi.
"Don't worry, I'll go easy on you!" grinned Ralph, feeling the rush of excitement he'd almost forgotten……
The Tasmanian Wolf looked around apprehensively, Colin had already drawn a large circle in the sand with his foot, the other two sat on the edge of the decking patiently waiting. Ralph stepped down towards him.
"It's too late to back down now, me an' my big gob!!" Rev head thought to himself. Doing his best to stride confidently to one side of the makeshift "Ring".
"Right!, you crouch down, try and stare down your opponent, then when Col' gives the signal…..You go for it !!" instructed Ralph, taking his position, opposite the now intimidated Tasmanian Wolf.
"HEY!!, I'm supposed to do the teachin' !!" grumbled Colin.
"You can fill him in on the finer points in a minute, 'don't wanna confuse…"
"Look, will you just make the darn call !!" wheezed Rev head, impatiently.
Ralph and Colin exchanged knowing glances, and moving back the Koala breathed "OK, then, on three…one…two…THREE!!!!!"
Gritting his teeth, the Tasmanian Wolf flung himself, bravely at the Kangaroo, but Ralph seized hold of his Mawashi and flung him out of the Ring, sending him sprawling to the ground.
"Hey, No fair!, I wasn't ready !!" The 'Wolf moaned as he lifted himself up from the sand, the others looked at him in disbelief.
"My.. err….I reckon me Shorts where cuttin' me up!, Yeah, that’s it….I'm going to change, then we'll have another go!!"
Without saying a word the group watched the beaten 'Wolf slink into the Beach hut and returned a short while later wearing just his Mawashi. He flung his Shorts on top of his Jacket and once again took up his position opposite Ralph.
"That's it, " Cheered Colin, overseeing a Bout between Dog and Platypus in another ring marked out nearby.
"They got changed, while you where in their!, they seem to be picking it up quite quick!!" Breathed Ralph as he watched them, his slender, muscular arms folded across his chest,
The 'Wolf swallowed and slowly crouched down, "Come on then, let's try it again !!"
"Take it easy, Mate, It's not about brute strength or who's the heaviest…You gotta think…" Ralph tapped the side of his head, and his large ears twitched.
"You've got to size up your opponent, work out his strengths and weaknesses, if you've got a chance to study his previous bout's….."
"Yeah, well, I've seen it on the TV a few times….." confessed Rev head, "….'Got to admit, I thought it was about barging into each other and stuff."
"Look, I'm a 'Roo, right, So you can bet, I'll rely on the strength in my legs a lot, so you've gotta be tricky see, and not let me use them!. Try getting behind me and forcing me forward, or try getting me off balance…."
"Hey, why not just Wrestle the Guy, EH !?" Hollered Colin, overhearing them. "Ring time experience accounts for a lot, y'know!!"
"But you'll know, I'm going to try and do what you said now!" exclaimed the confused Wolf.
Rolling his eyes, Ralph called out. "Col' get a Mawashi on and Fight this Guy will ya ?, you're about the same weight as him !!"
Reluctantly Colin, left his two new students and got changed,
"Right, "Rev head" is it?, Have you got tired of fightin' Ralph already?" snarled the gruff Koala.
"Err..No..it's just that he said….."
"Yeah, yeah, I heard!, OK, you're taking on me! And it's about "Technique"
So what do you think !!" The Grey Koalas flung his arms wide.
"Umm, you..you've got a low centre of gravity..and use your upper body strength ??"
"Ok, you're getting it!, Now SHOW ME !!" Colin took Ralph's place, lowering himself down, Rev head cautiously did the same.
"Look, Mate, that’s no good!, you've gotta have a "Sumo face" remember!!"
Colin demonstrated, by doing his own, squinting his eyes, and wrinkling his large nose, Ralph and Rev head collapsed in guffaws of laughter at the sight.
"Alright, Alright, So I exaggerated it a little, I'm trying to teach the guy, here!" Protested Colin, angrily.
Regaining his composure Rev Head resumed his position, and twisted his muzzle into a nasty snarl.
"That's it, now you're scaring me!, you didn't have any trouble intimidating the other two earlier did you ??" Before the 'Wolf could reply, Ralph noticed the pair in question had stopped Wrestling and were sprawled out on the decking in front of the beach hut, reading…..
"MY COMICS !!!" wailed the Kangaroo, scampering over to them in a panic!!
"We just found your wicked stash of "Nuclear Swan" comics, and thought we'd read for a bit…." Cooed the Platypus, to the exasperated 'Roo. "Chill out, we know how to look after them, we've got clean hand's, put them back in the bags an' stuff!!", Ralph let out a relieved sigh.
"Hey, have you got the issue where "Everyone dies" but doesn't, or that "Secret origin" one, that turns out to be a dream or something… Asked "Bouncer", innocently.
"Yeah, back home, safe in sealed bags, all cover variants…" Ralph announced proudly, "Look, you…."
"Oi !!, "Library corner" any chance of you all rejoining us !?!"
"Yeah, hang on Col' !!" Ralph usurered them back over to him, and after making sure his precious comics where safely rebagged, and back in their special box, in chronological order, wandered back over.
"Right, before that little drama, I was about to take on Rev head here" sighed Colin, The Koala and Tasmanian Wolf resumed their positions.
"You call it, Ralph, Yeah ?"
Eventually the Sun began to set, and the five of them sat around drinking the last of the drinks from Ralph's cooler.
"No one else turned up, so it's just you three then?, 'fancy training on a regular basis, Sullivan's able to join us when he's not working at the Radio station……." Breathed Colin, glancing across at his three students.
"Yeah, guess so, " sighed Rev head, "Look, sorry, If I was a bit….."
"No worries, Mate!" grinned Ralph, "Rev heads never your real name is it?"
"That's 'cos I'm always messin' about with motorbikes, or got my head under the bonnet of a car…."
"My real names "Bowser" interupted the Golden Retriever, "But everyone calls me "Bouncer" on account of….I'm Fat !!" he added with a downcast sigh.
"You'll have to work off some of that, I'm afraid, if you wanna get anywhere in this game…." Advised Colin, "We'll have to do a bit of fitness training, see if you can lay off the sweets an' fizzy drinks for a while, try the diet kind, yeah ?!!"
"My names not really "Paddy", sighed the Platypus, "But it's better than my real name so I don't mind that much….."
"What's your real name ??" asked the others, eager to know.
"Aw…you'll all laugh !!"
"I've got though life as "Colin the Koala", so it's not going to shock me…" the short Grey marsupial, said sympathetically.
"It's…..Jethro…"
"Wow, guess I'm not the only one with Hippy parents!, Don't folk's call you Jeff ??"
"Some do, ones that like me I guess…." He sighed, shrugging his shoulders.
"Alright then!, We've got Rev head, Bowser an' Jeff, the new students of the Aussie Sumo Squad !" Beamed Ralph, trying to lighten the mood, raising his drink can and clanked it up against the others in celebration.
"The acronym of that spells "A.S.S", Y'know…" breathed Bowser.
"Yeah, guess that was a "Happy accident" groaned Colin, "Wait 'til I get my hands on Sullivan !!!!!"
To be continued…. In part 3 "Keeping Shop"