Rocky and its virgins

by Sci Ash

Some may scoff and think that it isn't a big deal, but to those who frequent the show every week, virgins are the best way to liven it up. Each new show people are asked if they have ever seen the Rocky in a theatre before. If the answer is no, then they are branded upon the forehead with a large V that is drawn with bright red lipstick. There after if the mark is removed anytime during the show, horrible torture shall insue. Such things like: crawling around on hands and knees, a transvestite lap-dancing and mimicing of animalistic orgasms.

It's all in fun though, the virgins enjoy it and come back for more, otherwise the Rocky phenomenon would have died off a long time ago.

Back to the big guy on the left though. His experience was rather interesting. After they drew his 'V' on, he was paraded up onto the stage with all the rest of the the virgins. Then it was proclaimed by the 'queen in charge, that everyone must raise their masturbating hand high in the air. Just as everyone had done so, a friend of a fellow virgin announced that the person sitting right next to our poor little virgin was able to masturbate with her feet. So, up those went as well. Guess who was caught sneaking a peek as well? Yes, our little virgin boy. He says he knew the girl, but we all know better *wink*.

The night hardly ended there! After the virgin antics, the movie itself began. Everyone screamed things at the screen as scandly clad people roamed the stage in drag as they acted out scenes. The best parts came when it was time for audience participation. Toast went flying about, not to mention the showers of uncooked rice and toilet paper.