*(names have been slightly altered)
Cystum: hello
Paradox: Hello
Cystum: male female?
Paradox: Female
Cystum: whats up tonight?
Paradox: Um, I would guess something is...or you wouldn't have contacted me
Cystum: im just floatin around im bored......
Paradox: Ah, well...join the conversation.
Cystum: there is no convo.
Paradox: Well, sort of.
Cystum: do you have a picture to trade me?
Cystum: will you bite me?
Paradox: o.O
Paradox: Ah you know my past do you?
Paradox: Well, I can't help biting...
Paradox: And if you accidently die..
Paradox: I can't be held accountable.
Cystum: (. Y .) its ok....... V'''''''v
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Paradox: What in gawd's name is that?
Cystum: do you like beeing food for the imortals?
Paradox: Not in the least...
Paradox: Are you asking me to be a blood doll?
Cystum: vmmmv
Cystum: mmmm
Cystum: feed from me
Paradox: Oh...well, that *would* be a good idea had I been a vampire..
Cystum: im jus fukin wit ya
Paradox: Sure...
Cystum: its wierd the vampire murders are on now
Paradox: Oh?
Cystum: what r u doing in a room like this?
Paradox: Mmm...well, being a cyborg does give one an adavantage with vampires..
Paradox: And the liquid symbiote in my blood stream makes me...
Paradox: Disgusting to taste of...
Paradox: So, I figure I am safe here
Paradox: advantage*
Cystum: yes you might me
Cystum: you might not......
Paradox: That and I am not a simple kill..
Cystum: whats your favorite scary movie?
Paradox: Baby Geniuses..
Cystum: touche...
Paradox: That is the only movie I had to actually leave in the middle of.
Cystum: i wouldnt even see it
Paradox: It was at the dollar theatre...I was bored...
Paradox: Heck, when you have seen just about every movie...
Paradox: You aren't too picky after awhile.
Cystum: i have
Cystum: name one ill quote it..
Paradox: Mmm...
Paradox: Event Horizon.
Cystum: why that one?
Cystum: thats not a quoteable
Paradox: "Save yourself from hell"
Paradox: How about...
Paradox: House on Haunted Hill
Cystum: QUOTEABLES GOOD MOVIES
Paradox: Oh, well, you could have said that.
Paradox: Final Destination.
Cystum: "YOU GUYS COULD DROP DEAD:
Paradox: *splat*
Cystum: YEP
Paradox: Mmm...
Paradox: How about...
Paradox: Blade
Cystum: DO YOU HAVE A PICTURE TO TYRADE ME?
Paradox: Possibly...
Paradox: Why would I want to though?
Cystum: I DO TOO
Cystum: I DONT KNOW......
Cystum: PLEASE?
Paradox: What would be the point?
Cystum: SO WEE COULD TRADE?
Cystum: DO YOU WANT TO?
Paradox: Fine, send away
Cystum: OK
Cystum: SENT
Cystum: SENT TE REAL ONE
Paradox: The real one?
Paradox: That fills me with confidence
Cystum: DID YOU SEE THE FIRST ONE?
Cystum: IT WAS A JOKE LOOK AT IT
Paradox: Did you just send me something disgusting...
Cystum: YES IM SORRY
Paradox: I got halfway through the download and canceled it.
Cystum: GOOD IT WAS EEEEEEEEW
Paradox: Then why did you send it to me?
Cystum: I WAS JUST JOKING....
Paradox: Uh huh...
Cystum: THE NEXT ONE WAS THE REAL ONE
Paradox: Sure..
Cystum: R U GONNA SEND ME?
Paradox: Not after that nasty pic.
Cystum: I WAS JUST SEEING IF YOUR PAYING ATTENTION
Cystum: HELLO?
Paradox: Yeah?
Cystum: so whats up?
Paradox: Nothing much, yourself?
Cystum: nutin
Cystum: r u gonna send yours?
Paradox: Okay...um...you sent me a naked picture.
Paradox: I don't have one of those.
Cystum: its ok
Paradox: I don't feel bad about that.
Cystum: about what?
Paradox: Not having a nude pic
Cystum: oh, neither do i
Cystum: hellooooo?
Paradox: Helloooo on back.
Cystum: r u sending?
Paradox: Told you...I don't have any nude and/or weird pics.
Cystum: so can i see a pic of you?
Paradox: Umm..
Paradox: Sure..
Cystum: ok
Paradox: Http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/Gaurdian.jpg
Cystum: whats that?
Paradox: the URL
Paradox: Oops..
Paradox: Guess that was the wrong URL.
Paradox: Hold up
Paradox: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg
Paradox: Okay...
Paradox: there ya go.
Cystum: gaurdian, or guardian
Paradox: Gaurdian
Paradox: I just checked that URL
Paradox: It works.
Cystum: whatever it doesnt work and i dont wanna play games
Paradox: I am serious!
Paradox: Eh, fine.
Cystum: it doesnt work
Paradox: did you C&P it?
Paradox: It is case sensitve
Cystum: ?????
Paradox: Means that all the things that were capital..
Paradox: Have to stay that way or it won't work.
Cystum: ok type it again
Paradox: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg
Cystum: HTTP 500 Internal server error
Paradox: Well, the fact that you have a COMMA in the URL instead of a PERIOD!
Paradox: May have done it.
Paradox: http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/Ash/images/Gaurdian.jpg
Paradox: Just click the frickin link!
Cystum: Angelfire page not found
Cystum: ok thats better
Cystum: you are very attractive
Paradox: Thank you.
Cystum: no thank you
Cystum: what r u?
Paradox: Human.
Cystum: smart ( l )
Paradox: Better than being a dumb one, I guess.
Cystum: ok snappy
Paradox: Uh...yeah...
Cystum: i wanna show you something but you will hate me
Paradox: ::sighs:: what is it?
Cystum: nuttin....
Paradox: I don't exactly feel up to par...so if you could stop trying to be coy...I would appreciate it.
Cystum: forget it
Paradox: No..go ahead.
Cystum: your not interested want me to leave you alone or sumtin?
Paradox: Interested in what, may I ask?
Cystum: chatting
Paradox: No, I am okay.
Paradox: What did you want to show me?
Cystum: nuttin
Paradox: -.-
Paradox: I hate that.
Paradox: Just tell me.
Cystum: sumtin you could sink your teeth into
Cystum: but you are not an outgoing person i could tell
Paradox: Do you mean that in a sexual way?
Cystum: you dont like that sort of thing
Paradox: What? Ripping people appart with my teeth?
Paradox: Hell, it sounds like fun...where do I sign up?
Cystum: no getting turned on by people looking at your assets
Paradox: Well, my stock in MicroSoft and Napster isn't doing too well..
Paradox: So, I don't know about that.
Cystum: well i dont know what to tell you
Paradox: Yeah, I never said I was good with investing..
Paradox: Curse the 9.95 I spent on that videotape..
Paradox: They are wrong, you can't learn to 'trade with the best of them' in one week
Cystum: whats up?
Paradox: I wish, my stock.
Cystum: how old r u?
Paradox: I am alive..
Paradox: I seem to be funtioning correctly..
Paradox: I would assume I have past birth...
Cystum: HOW OLD R U NOW???
Paradox: Would you like it in the scheme of things....
Paradox: Of for pities sake..
Paradox: I am 17
Paradox: Close to 18
Cystum: Why do you act like that?
Paradox: Act like what?
Paradox: I am a grizzled 80 year old woman?
Cystum: wierd
Paradox: Just call me an old soul.
Cystum: just relax
Paradox: This is me relaxed, child.
Paradox: I told you I didn't feel up to par though
Cystum: could you just talk to me normal
Paradox: I will...if you take off your caps.
Cystum: i dont have caps on.....
Paradox: Oh..
Paradox: Well...silly me.
Cystum: yes silly you
Paradox: Thanks..
Paradox: You are wonderful for the ID aren't you?
Paradox: Id*
Cystum: id* ???
Paradox: uh yeah...
Paradox: You know of the word?
Cystum: i think im gonna leave..............
Paradox: Sorry about that.
Paradox: When I feel like my esophagus wants to climb its way out of my mouth..
Paradox: I get testy.
Paradox: It's nothing personal.
Cystum: you keep losing me
Paradox: I feel nauseated.
Paradox: I think I am gonna hurl
Cystum: stick sumtin in your mouth
Paradox: That is what I mean.
Paradox: ...
Paradox: Uh, yeah...
Cystum: uh,yeah
Paradox: Puts a new spin on projectile vomiting...
Cystum: i could make you gag
Paradox: You want me to throw up on you?
Paradox: How...
Paradox: interesting.
Cystum: no just gag
Paradox: Okay, you know of the gag reflex...correct?
Cystum: no...
Paradox: Well, that is what causes you to gag when something is stuck down your throat..
Paradox: Consequently...some people throw up when tha tis engaged
Paradox: that is**
Cystum: that is?
Paradox: I typoed..
Paradox: I was just correcting it.
Cystum: when what is engaged?
Paradox: Your gag reflex
Cystum: mine?
Paradox: Oh heavens...forget it.
Cystum: im fucking with you
Cystum: your gag reflex
Paradox: Okay, maybe you doing that isn't the best idea..
Paradox: You are just making me think that you are extremely stupid.
Cystum: duh no imstupid not
Paradox: Yes, that is endearing...
Cystum: i like deers........
Paradox: You're kidding..
Paradox: You have got to be kidding...
Cystum: dduuuuuuuh
Paradox: If not...seek help
Paradox: Do you do this often?
Cystum: what?
Paradox: Pretend to be a complete slack-jawed moron?
Cystum: yes that sounds like me
Paradox: Well, as long as your nights are full.
Paradox: Have fun.
Cystum: i am
Paradox: As for me...I grow weary...
Paradox: I think I shall call it a night.
Cystum: but it has just begun
Paradox: Joy..
Paradox: Well, just slap a to be continued sticker on it
Cystum: i cannot do that
Paradox: Well...
Cystum: i must finish tonight
Paradox: Well..
Paradox: You can always play with yourself...
Paradox: G'day
Cystum: wanna see?
Paradox: Not really
Cystum: heheheheh
Cystum: g'night have a wonderful sleep
Cystum: may passion fill your dreams
Paradox: Thanks...
Paradox: You too..
Cystum: and may your dreams be filled with passion
Paradox: Don't hurt yourself now
Cystum: OUCH!!!!!!!!!!
(I have to admit, that was so stupid it hurt...) (Just goes to show you, don't ever write anything that you don't want read back to you later)