Mature Art

Quick! Make a run for it!

This is where my more volatile works reside. Well, I figure art is art and disturbing is as disturbing does. Nothing too nasty here, though.

	"Candid Devio X" - Yes, I'm unabashedly naked in this one.
	"Chicken Soup For Yer Cock" - This one was just a quick pencil sketch that I didn't really bother to clean up. I like the sketchiness besides. Anyhow, here's Gwynth, the avian character of my online comic in a bathtub full of... um, semen. How odd!
	"Copulation" - Devio X and Cynder Y in a rather passionate moment.
	"Cough Syrup" - New! - This one's a picture of Devio X, rising like a phoenix. The image is called "Cough Syrup" because the lyrics in the image come from that song by the Butthole Surfers.
	"Coy Look" - Devio X breaking the laws of physics (or perhaps he has a really strong tail, or is simply levitating-- I dunno), pretending he has modesty.
	"Cynder Y Alone" - Cynder Y takes the time to pleasure herself a bit.
	"Cynder Y Alone 2" - Cynder Y takes the time to pleasure herself some more.
	"Devio Sucks... Himself" - Devio decides to make use of his RL ability to contort himself into such positions. Where'd my wings go?
	"EAT THE DEAD" - A disturbing scene based upon a poem I wrote, titled (surprisingly) "EAT THE DEAD." The old guy's name is Ropey Stooles in case you're wondering.
	"Generic Vixen" - And so it is written: If thou doest consider thyself a "furry artist" then it is mandated that thou produce a nude fox femme, else thou shalt be poked in the eye with a sharp stick.
	"Gwynth Masturbation" - New! - This is a quick sketch that I inked a while back. Here Gwynth is taking matters into her own hands...
	"Gwynth Prototype Pornography" - Before I added her to the cast of my online comic, I drew a few pictures of her, just to make sure I wouldn't totally screw up an anthro avian. Her gratuitous bosom is due to her birdlike ancestry, got it?
	"Gwynth's Swimsuit" - New! - This started out as an experiment with perspective, which of course I had to defile with my perverted mind. I seriously didn't want to deal with drawing Gwynth's legs, so I just quit while I was ahead.
	"Gwynth Tongue Play" - New! - This was originally a doodle, but it came out fairly well so I inked it and colored it in Photoshop (half-assedly, but for the most part satisfactorily). Now it probably looks like I'm obsessed with tongues... and I am!
	"Hey!" - Devio gives Cynder a bit of a surprise.
	"Hello, Sailor!" Oh ye who go about saying unto each: "Hello sailor": Dost thou know the magnitude of thy sin before the gods? Yea, verily, thou shalt be ground between two stones. Shall the angry gods cast thy body into the whirlpool? Surely, thy eye shall be put out with a sharp stick! Even unto the ends of the earth shalt thou wander and Unto the land of the dead shalt thou be sent at last. Surely thou shalt repent of thy cunning.. From Zork, created by Infocom, copyright Activision
	"Kevin & Patricia" - Two new characters of mine in this one: Kevin, a gay, humanlike dragon and Patricia, a straight woman who really likes Kevin. Should I ever make a comic, these two will be in it.
	"Math Naked!" - Just some random characters in this one. Y'know, sometimes integrals and eigenvalues can get you down, and you need to release that tension somehow... That's right! Making Karnaugh maps to minimize five variable equations for your electrical engineering class is the best way to feel better about yourself!
	"MISS!" - I've been playing a bit too much Tony Hawk's Pro Skater lately, you might be able to tell, with a Mario Party quote to boost!
	"Music Police" - The recording industry is evil. Sure, they say they attacked Napster for copyright violations, but I figure it's because they don't want unsigned artists to distribute their own stuff for free because they just might be better than the garbage that's frequently tossed at us. After all, people have been recording music off the radio illegally since, well, decades ago. Now less people will buy music and thus the prices will increase. Oh, wait-- the prices will increase regardless.
	"Nasty Chocolates 01-01-01" - Just a quick comic based on something that Actually Happened. I'm the wingless dragon, my friend's the ring-tailed lemur.
	"Pinkies Up!" - This here's what I call a "Bizarrnin dracon." They're part Yoshi and part dragon (the Fur Fighters kind). There's no reason for her to have hair, but I put it in anyway. This I figure would be Ian's (from my web comic) half-sister, but I've no idea if I'll ever put her in a comic.
	"Fox E. Flynn On Protection" - Our friend Fox E. Flynn shares a jewel of wisdom to all of us. Don't ask me how that... thing is staying on his... you know.
	"How Devio X Eats a Reese's" - Peanut-buttery goodness!
	"Sex For Morons" - It appears that our generic fox friend has made a slight miscalulation, showing us just how silly one can look when the sex act is done improperly. At least our generic dragoness isn't too worried about the situation...
	"Sittin' Pretty" - A dreadfully cliché title, but it fits... Cynder here shows that dragons enjoy being naked for no apparent reason (and nobody's complaining!).
	"Spyro With Erectile Dysfunction" - Well, I started drawing Spyro's head (you know, the dragon in those Playstation games) and this is what eventually happened. Colored for your non-enjoyment.
	"The Tool" - A rather complex picture (for me, anyhow) with three lovely ladies who can't seem to keep their swimsuits on. In the center is myself, the tool, looking like Leisure Suit Larry or some reject from a short story by John Updike. Somehow I managed to keep the anatomy relatively under control here, even with all the figures.
	"Tongue Thing" - Did you know that woodpeckers (huh huh) have really long tongues so they can snatch insects out of logs and such? But Gwynth ain't a woodpecker, her beak's too short. Maybe she has some mixed ancestry?
	"The Last Towel" - A wet and pissed off Cynder Y demands to know who used the last towel. This pic reminds me of a scene in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.
	"Towel Coverup" - I honestly don't know why I put these in the mature batch instead of generic. Oh well, here's Cynder after having a steamy, hot, and sensuous shower.
	"Trey Naked" - I like avians. So I drew Trey. Then I had to draw him naked. His head didn't fit on the paper, so I drew one on another scap and pasted 'em together. Nice to know I don't totally suck at this particular view of an avian's head...
	"Unwash The Dragon" - A rather spoogey drawing with a couple of extra penises for good measure. I got the idea for this one from a malapropism (I consider "unwash" a word) I enjoy of Sisqo's "Unleash The Dragon." I'm actually kind of proud of this drawing.
	"Wood Pecker" - More tongue business with Gwynth, and this time it's fellatio. Real birds' tongues aren't as long as in this pic, but hey-- hyperbole never killed anyone. Also, I don't think beaks would work as sexual stimuli. Try masturbating with a knife and fork to see what I mean (ouch).
	"Yes, Ma'am, I Am!" - This here character is from an under-appreciated Dreamcast game I've been playing called Fur Fighters. She's what I'd call a MILF ("Mom I'd like to fuck!"). In any case, I tried to draw Gwynth (Tweek's mother) as accurately as possible, but I messed up a few things. One, she needs even larger hands than she has now (really!). Two, I neglected to color up a shadow for her. Three, certain parts of the drawing just don't look right, and most is sloppily colored. Various concepts pulled from the movie American Pie.