Here's a quick list of some of the questions I often get asked. Its split into 3 sections...
My Site | My Art | Me Personally
Q. Wow, how did you make that main page?
A. I used a programme called 'Flash', download it [Here].
It comes with its own tutorials and lessons to get you started too. 
Q. Can you send me the source files for your site?
A. No way! 
Q. Can I link to your site?
A. Of course... use the image below for a link if you wish, it works on both dark and
light backgrounds. Let me know about it too so I can check your cyber-pad out.
Q. Tee hee, the smiley-foxies on your site are really cool, can I use
them on my site?
A. I'd rather you didn't. But then again theres nothing to stop you from
taking em. 
Q. Can you make *ME* a site like this?
A. Nope, I don't have the time.
Q. I like that music!! ... Did you make it?
A. Check out the music credits page, the most up to date
info is there.
Q. Can you send me the MP3s of your sites music?
A. No.
Q. Dude, i'm on a crappy dial up connection and your site takes ages to
load!
A. I know 
.
I'm currenly in the process of optimising my site code/graphics/sounds etc, so far
i've managed to chop over 50kb off the file size! But for now, boot up one of the
HTML homepages, that's what they're there for.
Q. Nice drawings, are you doing commissions/art trades?
A. Nope. I'm too busy in my life right now.
Q. Can you sell me some of your originals?
A. No. Im reluctant to part with it.
Q. PLEASE do commissions, you could make loads of money.
A. Sorry... I'm not interested. Ive got more important things to do
in my life at the moment.
Q. Are you recieving commissions/art trades from other people?
A. Yep! Please dont mail me pictures and expect me to pay/draw you a pic
though... we have to establish BEFOREHAND that it is to be a Comission or Trade.
Anything sent to me without prior notice will be treated as a Free Gift.
Q. I can't trade art with you because [insert reason here]. Can you
still draw me a pic?
A. Nope sorry, I just don't have the time.
Q. Can we meet up?
A. EEK!! Not on a one to one basis, but i'm trying to get out to furry-cons, maybe
you'll see me at one some day. At the moment I only attend the Londonfurs meets coz
I is a shy fox .
Q. I think you're hot dude!
A. Are you male or female?... I'm Straight.
Q. Are you "Furry"?
A. No im not... I'm a "Mundane"... I just draw.
Q. Are you really a Radio DJ?
A. Nope, I wish!